Friday, July 28, 2006

Let's talk about period

Period, pun intended.

Guys should NEVER initiate a conversation on periods. Why? As if the monthly routine is not enough to irritate a girl.

Adding on to that one week of wearing something in between and worrying about leakages, there is an additional 6 days of PMS; 3 days for pre, 3 days for post. More if she is pregnant.

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Update:
Cute QQ says this post is a bit confusing. So I'll just clarify a little. "More if she is pregnant." refers to PMS. Don't pregnant women experience more hormones changes?
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And you know what? I think guys should have periods too. Or it should be an optional 'ability'. Something like this:

Family: Rich/So-so/Poor
Continent: Asia/Europe/Australia etc
Sex: Female/Male (female first, 'cos we have periods)
Period: Yes/No

Okay, so I just contradicted myself with the last two options. But in Piggidom (that's Piggy + Kingdom, if you still don't know), females rule. Because I say so.

I mean, girls without periods are troublesome enough. Why add on stress to both genders by having periods?

Plus, if periods are optional, you can imagine something like this:

First date
Boy: Hi, my name is XXX.
Girl: Oh, hi.
Boy: Your name?
Girl: YYY
Boy: Okay. I kinda like you. By the way, do you experience periods?
Girl: No. I'm made without it.
Boy: Great. We can go register for marriage now.

Haha! Perfect! The government don't even need to bother about couples not getting married. And all of us can say bye-bye to the following!

Boy (after an arguement) : What's the matter with you?
Girl: PMS lah! Just stay AWAY!

Boy (3 days later, after another arguement) :
Everytime also argue, you not sian ah?
Girl: Period lah! Just stay AWAY!

Boy (7 days later, after nth arguement) : Wah piang, you okay
or not? I argue until I wanna puke already!
Girl: PMS lah! STAY AWAY!

Oh wait. I realised there's a loophole! Since periods are so irritating (but extremely essential for providing a cosy place for the baby), no sensible girl will want them! Then we will have a problem of declining birth rate. Humans will become extinct, like dodos!

But ah, I have a solution. Not only should periods be optional, they will come with a set of 'toggle list'.

Period: Yes/No
Starting age: _____ (16 - 50)
Description:
Heavy/Light/Daytime only/Night-time only/Throughout the day and night (check as many as you like)

See! Solve everything! And to attract more females to circle the YES option, there will be this, along with the period form.

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posted by QueenPig @ 11:50 PM

1 Comments:

• At 11:27 AM ,  QueenPig said...

  Haha, sounds like a speech. But I have to correct a few details (bad habit of mine).
  
  Firstly, there's no blaming on why girls have periods. There is, however, blaming on unknowing people who start a conversation on periods.
  
  Next, we do accept periods with grace (how do we do that?) and royalty. But the only reason why, is because I am only the Queen of Piggidom and not the Ultimate of the World.
  
  Finally, as I've explained before, there is 6 days of PMS and 7 days of the actual bleeding. That makes up 13 days; almost half a month. Once-in-a-while tantrum? You figure.
  
  And, of course you have to tolerate all the bull from the Queen. =P

   

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