Sunday, November 04, 2007

5 Easy Ways to Kickstart your Mugging

1. Wear lok-kok (not-so-nice) clothes.

Why this works: Wearing lok-kok clothes makes you feel slightly inferior. Get yourself thinking "Studying is the only way I can beat others. Intelligence makes one look good."

Number of stars: 4.5 (out of 5)

2. Stock up your pens, pencils, liquid papers etc. Better still, get more than 1 for each.

Why this works: Spending money on things that bring you little satisfaction on normal slack days motivates you to work harder. Get the value out of your spending. Study more so you have more to write. Only then can you write till the last drop of ink.

Number of stars: 3.0

3. Set a target. No, not exam targets. Set a target of what to do after exams.

Why this works: Looking at the list of things you want to do (immediately) only reminds you that you can't. Pathetic. Start mugging so you can step into the exam hall confident. Only when you finished the exams in peace can you play in one piece.

Number of stars: 3.5

4. Use post-sticks. Lots of them.

Why this works: Seeing colourful flags (no, not those gay flags, although these flags I'm talking about look rather gay. Geddit?) makes you slightly happier. But when you look at what's written on them (Study for HS 812. Mug for CS 348. Bury your head in SPSS. STOP LOOKING, START MUGGING. No Mug, No Marks (or MO). Low Mug means Low Marks.), you get worried.

Number of stars: 4

5. Stay put at one place.

Why this works: Moving around only serves to make you distracted. Stay put and grow roots. Perhaps, all the green moss will hide you from the world's view.

Number of stars: 3

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