Sunday, November 04, 2007
5 Easy Ways to Kickstart your Mugging
1. Wear lok-kok (not-so-nice) clothes.
Why this works: Wearing lok-kok clothes makes you feel slightly inferior. Get yourself thinking "Studying is the only way I can beat others. Intelligence makes one look good."
Number of stars: 4.5 (out of 5)
2. Stock up your pens, pencils, liquid papers etc. Better still, get more than 1 for each.
Why this works: Spending money on things that bring you little satisfaction on normal slack days motivates you to work harder. Get the value out of your spending. Study more so you have more to write. Only then can you write till the last drop of ink.
Number of stars: 3.0
3. Set a target. No, not exam targets. Set a target of what to do after exams.
Why this works: Looking at the list of things you want to do (immediately) only reminds you that you can't. Pathetic. Start mugging so you can step into the exam hall confident. Only when you finished the exams in peace can you play in one piece.
Number of stars: 3.5
4. Use post-sticks. Lots of them.
Why this works: Seeing colourful flags (no, not those gay flags, although these flags I'm talking about look rather gay. Geddit?) makes you slightly happier. But when you look at what's written on them (Study for HS 812. Mug for CS 348. Bury your head in SPSS. STOP LOOKING, START MUGGING. No Mug, No Marks (or MO). Low Mug means Low Marks.), you get worried.
Number of stars: 4
5. Stay put at one place.
Why this works: Moving around only serves to make you distracted. Stay put and grow roots. Perhaps, all the green moss will hide you from the world's view.
Number of stars: 3
Labels: life, NTU, school, Singapore, WKWSCI
posted by QueenPig @ 6:20 PM
6 Comments:
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, yoyoyo said...
wao... that is some quite cool tips. didnt realise there was someone like me who like to use positive and motivational quotes in life~
oh... dont think wearing lousy attire will help~
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, said...
i like this! so random, yet cute!
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, said...
haha.. machiam like growing a forest of post-it notes, green moss and stationery. make me wanna see how ur room's looking like while u're mugging :P
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, QueenPig said...
boss: you can try. when you're dressed like shit, you don't feel like going out. the only person you can face with dignity is the God of Books.
alaric: thanks!
tortiz: what and what.. come and see la. I've 5 post-its on my table... and my pencil case is only full at night. haha!
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, said...
lol.. paste post-its on ur forehead also lah, hahaha..
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, said...
lol i not mugging oso got plenty of post it notes here and there!
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