Thursday, November 15, 2007
The Origins of Cockroach
Narrated first by Mr. 'handsome and sturdy'.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Once upon a time, in the far eastern land, there lived a very special female pig (aka sow). Not only does this pig know how to walk on two legs, she even know how to speak!
So, one fine day, while the sow is doing her routine walk in the dense jungle, she saw something crawling on the long creeps. Upon further scrutiny, she realised that it is actually a black disgusting bug!
She began to "kroach" all the way. "Kroach" is an expression for "EEEK!" in pig language. So, this sow began to "kroach" a million times.
A handsome and sturdy guy was aroused by this pig as she was kroaching. Thus, he went over to take a look at the bug. Since the bug was crawling and the pig was "kroach"-ing, he named the bug, crawl-kroach.
The black bug is now deemed as cockroach.
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Nice story right? Pardon the part on the 'handsome and sturdy man' who was 'aroused'... it sounded rather much like porn. :/ IGNORE ok? :X
Haha.. Thanks Mr. 'handsome and sturdy' for the ENLIGHTENING story!
posted by QueenPig @ 12:37 AM
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At 2:19 AM ,
said...WOW, wat a nice plot. Must be written by some kinda of genius.I am certainly impressed :)
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