Tuesday, January 29, 2008

3 ways to deal with irritating commuters

1. When the person behind you push you (they do this all the time, even when you are walking down the stairs), turn around, shoot a glare and brush the place they touched as if they are some virus/germs.

Dirty people deserve to be treated in dirty ways.

2. When someone tries to cut your queue when exiting the gantry, be swift! TAP YOUR CARD FIRST! Then give him/her the "Hahaha! Go out if you dare!" look.

This is called TIT FOR TAT, 以牙还牙.

Edit: The system will deduct according to how long you spent in the station. If they never tap card and go out, they will need to go to the control station and waste more time. They don't have the time, but I have all the time in the world. Rush more and I will let them waste more time! :P

3. Say "SORRY" loudly. Enjoy that one moment where everyone turns and look at that person while guilt flashes past his/her face for a millisecond. Make sure it's sorry and not 对不起.

以礼待人, let them paiseh. Haha!

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