Sunday, February 04, 2007

Innocent Question 31

How do one measure the size of an armpit?

If Xiaxue can measure penises, why not measure the armpit?

Ah... I know! 'Cos there's no use in measuring the armpit! What can you use that measurement for? You don't use it to buy clothes and you can't use it to attract the opposite sex (like how measuring penises can).

Bah... Just imagine...
Guy: Hi babe. I have a 9 cm by 6 cm armpit! Like me?
Girl: Oh. WOW.

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