Monday, December 07, 2009

Innocent Question 104

那,是否没有大哭的一天,就是开心的一天?

至少我是这样相信的。

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Sunday, December 06, 2009

Innocent Question 103

是否没有大笑的一天,就是不开心的一天?

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Sunday, October 11, 2009

Innocent Questions 102

What colours are your dreams?

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Sunday, August 16, 2009

Innocent Question 101

What will you do if you

1. Went into a toilet,
2. Shitted,
3. Proceed to pull toilet paper,
4. Found that there are none,
5. Touched your pockets,
6. Found that your handphone is not with you,
7. Heard someone coming in, and,
8. Are unsure who he/she is?

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Friday, April 03, 2009

Innocent Question 100

Why do all (okay, all I encountered) dentists have beautiful eyes?!

My theory is that dentist know they have beautiful eyes, eyes that look better without being complemented by the whole face. So, by being dentists, they can cover their mouths and a large part of their faces!

Yes, I know I'm a genius! :P

P.S. I hit a hundred innocent questions! *pop party poppers*

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Monday, February 23, 2009

Innocent Question 99

Why do people say "because my blood is sweet" when asked why mozzies bite them?

If the mozzies haven't bite, how then will they know that your blood is sweet?

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Innocent Question 98

Isn't this a good way to end life?

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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Innocent Question 97

Why are roses not considered to be cactus, since they also have thorns?

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posted by QueenPig @ 2:05 PM 1 Comments

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Innocent Question 96

Why do contact lens drop/fall out of the eye? Especially for those soft lens, since they are supposed to stick to the eye? 

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Innocent Question 95

How does a bird commit suicide?

Can it die by jumping off a building, or will natural instincts to take flight take over? 

Hm...

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posted by QueenPig @ 7:47 PM 0 Comments

Monday, November 03, 2008

Innocent Question 94

How to rewind time?

And I don't mean rewinding a clock.

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Sunday, September 28, 2008

Innocent Question 93

Why is it that only one side of the bread for burgers has sesames? 

Mummy Pig says if the bottom bread has sesames, the sesames will all drop off. But when we flip the top bread, the sesames don't drop, right? 

Next time when you order a burger, try asking for a double-sided-sesames-coated-burger and see what they say. 

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Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Innocent Question 92

If you are to have one child only, will you adopt or will you want your own 'flesh and blood'?

How about when you can have two or more children?

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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Innocent Question 91

(Seen on a Channel 8 drama, the guy got drunk and apparently had sex with the woman.)

QueenPig: Is it true that the guy is still capable of sex when he's drunk?
QP's Mummy: Shouldn't you ask a guy? How would I know?

Apparently, my guy friends say it's highly unlikely. Like that how?! TV bluff little kids like me leh!

What do you guys think? *wink*

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posted by QueenPig @ 9:32 AM 1 Comments

Friday, August 08, 2008

Innocent Question 90

They say, love makes one want to be a better man/woman.

What if one can never do enough?

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Monday, August 04, 2008

Innocent Question 89

Does crying too much lowers the immune system?

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Sunday, August 03, 2008

Innocent Question 88

Which is worse:

1. Not being able to appreciate someone as who he/she is; or
2. Not being appreciated as who you are; or
3. Not appreciating yourself.

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posted by QueenPig @ 1:41 AM 0 Comments

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Innocent Question 87

Which is worse?

1. Dying before someone you love; or
2. Someone you love dying before you.

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Monday, July 28, 2008

Innocent Question 86

Which is worse?

1. Finding your bf/gf with another girl/guy, obviously two-timing you.
2. Finding that the guy/girl who claims to like/love you with another girl/guy, obviously liking her/him too.

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Saturday, May 24, 2008

Innocent Question 84

DLL: "An Ah Beng opened a garage. But for months, he didn't receive even a single business deal. Why?"
QueenPig: "'Cos he never flip the sign and it shows 'Closed'?"
DLL: "No. 'Cos his garage is on the second floor."

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