Thursday, March 29, 2007

Innocent Question 43

The world's tallest living man got married, according to Yahoo!

In the article, it says that he plays basketball.

Cute QQ: How he play ar?
QueenPig: Ya loh. Good defender leh!
Cute QQ: Ya! Just stand there and wave his hands! *wave frantically*
QueenPig: Alamak. He's so tall he can just stuck his head under the hoop! No balls will be able to go through! Maybe use hands to protect his head?

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Innocent Question 42

You know, how they always say, if a piece of roti (read: bread) drops, the buttered side will hit the floor.

And you know, some people call pads as 'bread'.

So what if a used pad drops? Hm... *ponders*

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Innocent Question 41

If a communication student lose the ability to communicate, does he/she stop dreaming of studying communications?

And if a business student lost his business, he/she can go do something non-business?

So what if an engineering student lose his/her brains? I mean, after all, the brain is the center of activity, the main power generator for all the 'engines' in the body, right?

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Monday, March 26, 2007

Innocent Question 40

What do you do if you see an old man asking a young couple to give up their seats for him in the MRT?

Does your stand change if I tell you they were arguing such that alot of other commuters looking at them?

It's funny how we demand respect simply because you are older.

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Sunday, March 25, 2007

Innocent Question 39

Why is it that most guys think opposite sexes cannot be platonic friends, but most girls believe so?

And the result? Guys and girls cannot be platonic friends. Simply because, after guys chase the girls and fail to get together, the guy (who don't believe in platonic friendship between opposite sexes) will withdraw all intentions and efforts to maintain the friendship.

Oink. Poor girls. Not their fault, but they lose friendships in the process...

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Innocent Question 38

On average, how many readers read a blog?

Some say one, and that one is the writer him/her/it-self.

Is that a per day basis? Or total?

If that is true, how come I see different people commenting, ah? *scratch head*

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Friday, March 23, 2007

Some people are for keeps...

... like my pretty darling Minqi!

Wondered why I didn't wish you Happy Birthday? Nope, I didn't forget.

How can anyone forget someone who's so close at heart?

I planned to write so much... but I typed and backspaced everything.

'Cos no amount of words can justify this friendship we have.


Happy 21st Birthday! (Though late) May all your wishes come true and your life be filled with love, hope and faith.

With loads and loads of love,
QueenPig

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

When fiction becomes fantasy

You know, we always read about time travel and stuff. In fact, I used to love writing time travel essays in secondary school.

But, just a moment ago, I came across this article at Yahoo.

According to the article, scientists say time travel is IMPOSSIBLE.

You know what that mean? It means that time travel is now a FANTASY (though not official). Ranked together with happily-ever-afters.

Heck. Even witches are true (in some part of the world. Just portrayed differently).

I'm not sure if it's just me, but I'm beginning to feel the longetivity of knowledge getting shorter, more so recently.

Look at Pluto. It's now just a dwarf planet. Whatever happen in between? And I thought we're supposed to be getting smarter as we grow older, when this part of me hangs on to the primary-school-time-when-Pluto-is-still-a-dwarf concept.

Kinda like... weak foundations perhaps?

Gah... this post is so random. These days, I find myself lost in lectures. I find myself opposing to those theories brought up, yet unable to come up with a better explanation for the phenomenon.

Either this is a making of a genius (maybe Einstein and Newton were like this too) or I simply don't grasp the concepts/theories.

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Monday, March 12, 2007

Innocent Question 37

Why do some people print one Powerpoint slide per page, single-sided, when they could have printed multiple slides per page, double-sided?

Unless they are technical idiots (but they could have asked), there's really no other excuse right? Even two slides per page layout makes a lot of difference!

During lecture today, the tutor was showing us pictures, one of which has his wife in it.

QueenPig: Wah liao! Why he print like that?
Chris: Maybe he can see his wife
better?
QueenPig: He'll know better when his wife is a tree.

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Sunday, March 11, 2007

Innocent Question 36

If people are bounded by race, why are we still so divided?

Aren't we all part of the human race?

It's amazing how certain things make and break at the same time.

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Monday, March 05, 2007

Innocent Question 35

What will you want to do if tomorrow is doomsday?
Shixiong: I don't wanna die a virgin!
Rongshan: Have sex with someone!
Johnson: Then all the virgins will rush to Geylang!

OMP (Oh My Pig)! Why will sex even pass through their minds?

Must do something exciting and illegal mah!

QueenPig: Have sex with human so normal. Go have sex with some animals lah!
Shixiong, Rongshan, Johnson: *stare* Now we know...

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