Saturday, July 21, 2007

Innocent Question 58

Do most people shit and pee at the same time? Or do they shit and pee separately?

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posted by QueenPig @ 11:24 AM 1 Comments

Friday, July 20, 2007

Innocent Question 57

How much pee can you pee at one go?

*Wow. "Pee" is both a noun and verb in the same sentence!*

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posted by QueenPig @ 10:26 AM 1 Comments

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Innocent Question 56

How do people without limbs/arms/hands/fingers sign important papers ar? They can't even put a thumb print!

And what happens to those who're born with 2 thumbs? Will both thumb prints be the same?

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posted by QueenPig @ 10:57 PM 0 Comments

Monday, July 16, 2007

Innocent Question 55

Honey: How does it feel like to wear a bikini?
Nice girl CK: Honey, you are asking the wrong person! Ask Jing, she wear before!

Haha... Just go try one on and you'll know, Honey! ^^

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posted by QueenPig @ 12:18 PM 1 Comments

Friday, July 13, 2007

Innocent Question 54

Have you ever been griped by a fear so strong, so potent, so intense, that you are rendered helpless and mortified, and simply do not want to do anything about it?

I guess it comes will the realisation that one is POSSIBLY and POTENTIALLY down with an illness.

Note: Don't worry, it's not exactly an illness lah. Will deal with it. :)

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posted by QueenPig @ 2:27 PM 2 Comments

Innocent Question 53

When I sleep after a tiring day, the next morning when I wake up, all my pillow and bolsters and blanket will be on the floor!

I think it's part of sleepwalking: imaginary fight with the bolsters.

How ar? Next time my husband will have a hard time! Nobody will want to sleep beside me! (Or worse, I kick the baby off the bed! *horrified*)

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posted by QueenPig @ 2:07 PM 2 Comments

Innocent Question 52

What determines age?

Is it by the number of years you've been on planted on Earth? If so, loads of animals die young.

Or is it by the maturity of one's mind? How do we measure maturity then?

Perhaps it's by the functioning of our body. When your hair starts greying, teeth starts dropping and limbs start numbing, it's time.

It's weird how so many things in this world is relative. Living to be 50 used to be considered 'ripe old age'. Now, even a century old seems too short.

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posted by QueenPig @ 2:02 PM 0 Comments

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