Friday, October 26, 2007
Please Don't Saw me
At a meeting...Mini Boss: I saw P2 just now.
Guide: Wah! Didn't know you are so violent!
QueenPig: dash underscore dash -_-
posted by QueenPig @ 4:12 PM
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Why I love Jiawen
Played by Jiawen! So talented!
Edit: Jiawen wants me to say that he played it specially for me! :D
Labels: life
posted by QueenPig @ 12:02 AM
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Thursday, October 25, 2007
肥
QueenPig: You know, 肥 is for pigs, 胖 is for humans. Humans we call 小胖, not 小肥.
Chris: Really? 肥 and 胖 the same lah...
QueenPig: No, they're different. We don't say 死胖猪, we say 死肥猪.
Chris: Then 肥皂 leh?
QueenPig: dash underscore dash -_-
posted by QueenPig @ 10:38 PM
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Innocent Question 70
Why do we assume that humans are heterosexual by default?Biological reasons like reproduction doesn't prove anything to me. They can simply be there, for reproduction. Just because our standards are love = reproduce doesn't mean everyone is like this by default.
I think there is a high possibility that we are bisexual by default.
Imagine this:
We are all born bisexual. However, we are nurtured to be heterosexuals. Society dictates that most of us should be hetereosexual. In fact, society seems to hint that we should like only one sex.
Sounds possible right?
So, if we are bisexual by default, it is societal pressures that drive us to be heterosexuals. Why then should we frown upon gays/lesbians?
I'm sure I'm not lesbian, but how can I be sure that I'm not lesbian? Just like I have yet to meet the ONE guy, perhaps I have yet to meet that ONE girl to sweep me off my feet?
*ponders*
Labels: Innocent Questions
posted by QueenPig @ 12:20 PM
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小丑鱼
I'm kind of loving this song by Show.
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小丑鱼
作词:陈镇川
编曲:lee jeong+hoon
我在你身边 游来游去 我不敢出声 看着他亲吻你
眼不能闭
看你的唇印 还在那里 你隔着玻璃 所以听不见
我在叹息
说不出口的秘密 永远活在小小的世界里
仅存一点稀薄的氧气 是否够我继续撑下去
这件脱不下来的外衣 还是你喜欢的橘
我不能确定 是否你曾经注意
我的眼泪 流在透明的水里
★ lady lady one more try 再试着了解我的爱
发不出声音的感慨 选择作朋友的无奈
lady lady one more try 提醒我何时该走开
只要你偶尔想起来 我就住在那片海
等我转过身 看你眼神 才知道自己 想得太过天真
伤得太深爱
来的时候 划破沉闷 我早该知道 你终究不是我
该爱的人
黑暗中两眼无神 夜里不再为我开盏灯
始终不敢将爱说出口 当然没有资格去竞争
恋爱和失恋同时发生 怪自己枉费青春
我输得彻底 把脸深埋在水里面
却还要演好这一场戏
(repeat ★)
那片海眼看就要 让我愈来愈远 回不来
从此你的不愉快 那么遥远 谁听你埋怨
再说一遍 说一遍 yea...
我在你身边 给你一点点愉快就 会心甘情愿回到大海
lady lady one more try 再试着了解我的爱
发不出声音的感慨 选择作朋友的无奈
lady lady one more try 提醒我何时该走开
只要你偶尔想起来 我就住在那片海那片海
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There's a surreal feeling to it.
... I know I'm a bit outdated. Mountain tortoise lah. Been stuck in the mountains of work.
posted by QueenPig @ 11:54 AM
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Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Mid-Week Surprise
TRALALA!------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Students,
Congratulations!
We are pleased to inform you that you have been awarded the Outbound Immersion Award under the Temasek Foundation - NTU LEaRN Programme.
Kindly collect the letter of offer from Global Immersion Programme Office as soon as possible and return us the acceptance form by Friday, 26 October 2007.
Regards,
GlP Office
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Yipee! Off to China (with money)! :D
posted by QueenPig @ 9:58 AM
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I Overslept in my Mum's Womb
I was telling Cute QQ and Chris that I was a week late in arriving to Planet Earth.QueenPig: Cute QQ is early, my brother is early, Chris is on time, I am a late baby...
Chris: That's normal. Must be you overslept.
QueenPig: dash underscore dash -_-
posted by QueenPig @ 3:40 AM
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Mummy's Joke
My mum is a natural joker.Mummy Pig: That Little Miss thingy... is it a Hitto Pillow?
QueenPig: What?
Mummy Pig: Hitto Pillow lor!
QueenPig: *perturbed* What is Hitto Pillo?
Mummy Pig: There... the one last time you don't know how to spell, then I teach you de... Hitto Pillow!
QueenPig: *realisation* Hahaha...
Mummy Pig: Why you laugh at Hitto Pillow?
QueenPig: *laugh till there's tears* It's Hippopotamus! Not Hitto Pillow!
Super hilarious! I choked on the word hippopotamus some more lah!
posted by QueenPig @ 3:36 AM
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Sunday, October 21, 2007
我喜欢的小事
- 煮烂的泡面
- 忙到一半，有人送食物
- 棒棒糖在口里
- 广播播最爱的歌
- 收到想念的朋友的简讯
还有好多好多...
posted by QueenPig @ 9:15 PM
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Friday, October 19, 2007
Things I Will Never Reject
1. Free food aka treats (hee... what do you expect? Sleep and Eat, in this order!)2. Free rides to where I wanna go
3. Help
4. Accompaniment
5. Gossips
posted by QueenPig @ 1:42 PM
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Wednesday, October 17, 2007
The Feeling of Hyperventilating
Guess what?I SAW MO TODAY!
I was walking out of the CATI lab to take the lift when I saw MO with another guy, also waiting for the lift.
Then I did the stupidest thing ever.
I turned and walked toward the benches where Jingshi and girls are. Shit. I'm too excited to take the same lift with him!
C'mon, who can resist MO? Him and his Prince Charming white pants, cool polo and gorgeous shades!
As I was busy hyperventilating, the lift came and there he disappeared!
So fast! But it made my day! Heck my stupidity. What if he talked to me in the lift; what if he don't recognise me; what if...
Anyway, I was super cui today, so it's kinda a good thing that I never enter the lift with him (he'll never get to wrinkle his nose at my hall tee and shorts). :P
YIPEE! *dances around*
P.S. I'm sure I'll take Advanced Statistics in Year 4!
Labels: life, NTU, school, Singapore, WKWSCI
posted by QueenPig @ 4:26 PM
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Innocent Question 69
Who do I thank for all the angels in my life?Thank you whoever-gave-me-angels for the angels in my life to help me through life's rough patches.
Labels: Innocent Questions
posted by QueenPig @ 1:29 AM
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Tuesday, October 16, 2007
The Jian-ness of CR
Wah seh!CR tutors are JIAN la! *grumbles*
1. Give us a sexy and charming tutor, then he leaves after half a semester, leaving us deeply traumatised over the transition?
2. One mark = one grade down?
3. "Hand this in later" when they never say so earlier?
4. Tests that uses SPSS which not everyone can have access to the advanced statistical methods?
5. Not telling us everything we need to know? How the hell do we know that the covariate must be quantitative, hur Hur HUR? And how the hell do we know that we're supposed to use another test if we don't even know it existed? If he can say that 2-way ANOVA is right, I can say ANCOVA is right too! *bleah*
P.S. Haha... Stupid Boss. He helped to misnamed our MO-substitute twice! From Bob to Boo!
It's Bo my dear, not boo!
Labels: NTU, school, Singapore, WKWSCI
posted by QueenPig @ 9:51 AM
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Sunday, October 14, 2007
HELP!
WAH!SUPER SHITTY! I JUST REALIESD THAT THE RADIO RECORDINGS I MADE HAVE TOO MUCH DISTORTIONS TO BE MADE!
HOW HOW HOW? *sob*
posted by QueenPig @ 6:07 PM
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Innocent Question 68
Why is it that, when someone asks for a hug, the other person will respond by asking him/her to hug a pillow?The pillow can't hug the someone back, right?
Anyway, on a side note, anybody 'collected' the free hugs that are distributed along Orchard Road? Hugs are special - it takes two to make one hug. :D
Labels: Innocent Questions
posted by QueenPig @ 5:16 PM
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Friday, October 12, 2007
Innocent Question 67
Are there days where you don't feel like doing anything, but just lie in bed, pretending that you are dead, unfeeling, unemotional, unmovable and un-wakeable?How do you snap yourself out of that depressing bout?
Labels: Innocent Questions
posted by QueenPig @ 5:23 PM
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Tuesday, October 09, 2007
MO is up for grabs!
Woo hoo!Good news today! Jingshi just told me today that D said MO is SINGLE and UP FOR GRABS!
*dances around*
*whistles*
*skips*
*somersaults*
*hugs everyone*
YIPEE! I can see the rainbow! The world is a super beautiful place! Everyone is a hunk or a babe!
And the fight starts NOW! ^^
Labels: NTU, school, Singapore, WKWSCI
posted by QueenPig @ 5:36 PM
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Friday, October 05, 2007
Innocent Question 66
Do animals think morbid thoughts, like committing suicide?Labels: Innocent Questions
posted by QueenPig @ 4:25 PM
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女人，泪的好朋友
眼泪，是女生的好朋友。无论伤心，开心，感动，生气， 痛苦，兴奋，泪都喜欢找上女生。
有时，泪会不知所措。是骄傲，还是尴尬？
有些女生比较不被泪找上。
不知是不幸还是幸亏，泪在近几年非常爱我。戏剧也好，悲剧也好，泪很喜欢做不速之客。
就这样落着。轻轻地抽泣着。
是内心压抑情绪的释放，还是太投入戏里的角色？我不知道。
我只知道，泪一旦找上我，它每次都会逗留许久。
泪是我的好朋友。泪湿的脸，感觉其实也很不错。
Labels: emo
posted by QueenPig @ 3:38 AM
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Kiasuism: A Singaporean Trait?
After today's Ministerial Forum, I'm even more sure that Kiasuism is NOT a Singaporean trait.Out of the 7 or 8 people who asked questions, there's only 2 Singaporeans. The others? Chinese taking most of the positions, an Indian or two, and a Vietnamese.
It's not that Singaporeans don't want to speak up for ourselves. It's just, the moment the floor is opened, I saw people rushing to the mike. Turns out they're not Singaporean.
So what are Singaporeans waiting for? Free speech? Since FREE things are bound to draw hordes of Singaporeans to queue (but are the ones at the front of the queue Singaporeans?)
Whatever. Shows my apathy eh? I have zero questions to ask Grandpapa, but it does NOT mean I have zero questions. It's just, I'm no longer expecting satisfactory answers from Grandpapa.
Yes, his answers were long. Too long, in fact.
But more than half the time, they are not answering the question! Concise questions, says ex-SU president, but where are the concise responses to reciprocate? I don't need looooooong answers - I simply need a satisfactory one.
Perhaps, if there're less 'corners' and more forthright responses, there could have been more questions entertained.
Then again, most of the time, we already have the answers. Why bother asking then? Seeking confirmation, or just wanting to hear his opinions (where are they)?
P.S. WKWSCI is over-represented! While we only make up a super small portion of the varsity population, about a quarter of the questions came from us! *Proud*
Labels: NTU, random, school, Singapore, WKWSCI
posted by QueenPig @ 2:51 AM
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