Monday, February 26, 2007
Innocent Question 34
Why do guys have so much more leg hairs than girls? Is it the testerone?Why is it that some people have armpit hair, while others (lucky them!) don't? And why they call permanent hair removal "permenant" when it's not?
Oh! Why is it that some people grows hair at weird places (i.e. belly button, chest, knees)
P.S. Should I cut my hair? Till it's slightly shorter than shoulder length?
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posted by QueenPig @ 12:41 AM
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Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Innocent Question 33
Note: Teako complained that it's not him! It's GambaTay who used ten fingers!How many fingers do you use to eat your KFC?
I use two.
Teako: Why use two fingers when you have ten? *proceeds to use his WHOLE HAND to use the spoon, oblivious to the wide-eyed stares all around*
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posted by QueenPig @ 1:06 AM
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Wednesday, February 14, 2007
A Story of Eeyores
Once upon a time (because all stories start with this), there was Old Eeyore and New Eeyore.
Old Eeyore is old and dirty. But he is still a strong Eeeyore.
New Eeyore is clean and sporty. Look at his Baby Pooh Jacket (this is a branded jacket, much like an Adidas jacket in our world)!
Old Eeyore first met New Eeyore in Piggidom. When he first set eyes on New Eeyore, he fell deeply in love with New Eeyore.
And he gave New Eeyore a lollipop. Coincidentally, New Eeyore loves lollies!
New Eeyore thanked Old Eeyore for the lolly.
Old Eeyore then asked New Eeyore out for a date on 14th February, Saint Valentine's Day. On this day, he declared his love.
Shyly, Old Eeyore held New Eeyore's hands... and New Eeyore let him be.
Their relationship progressed further. Their love was like a never-ending stream. Sure, they had their tough times, but they got through them together.
And they lived happily ever after (because all stories end with this too)!
posted by QueenPig @ 10:39 PM
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Roses are red...
They say, a rose by any other name smells as sweet.This is so not true!
A stalk of rose compared to a bouquet of roses will definitely smell less sweet.
I strongly believe that the value of flowers and roses lies in the attention that they draw.
On Valentine's Day, every other girl on the streets has a bouquet in hand. If you have none, nobody will look at you. If you have one, only people without will look at you. If you have a small bouquet, only people without flowers or with only a stalk will look at you.
You need a BIG bouquet on Valentine's Day to tap the value of the roses.
On any other day, a single stalk of rose will draw the attention of many.
When then will you choose to give/receive the rose? It figures right?
Bonus: Flowers cost cheaper when it's not February 14th!
P.S. I have no liking for flowers. Unless maybe it can be eaten/can talk etc?
posted by QueenPig @ 4:02 PM
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With Hugs and Kisses
It's Valentine's Day!
I love all you piggies out there! Have a wonderful Valentine's Day! :)
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posted by QueenPig @ 3:27 PM
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Innocent Question 32
Do you remember what mobile phones and their models that you used to have?Me.. I can only remember the brand, not the model..
1. Ericsson (This phone looked like a toy.)
2. Samsung (600 or something. It's a flip phone. And its reception sucked.)
3. Nokia 8210 (I cracked the screen of this phone and changed the casing several times.)
4. Nokia 8310 (My favourite phone. I used it for 3 years plus, dropping it an average of twice per day. Tough and sturdy! Best for chor-lor me!)
5. Samsung E700A (The first camera phone with 15 continuous shot. Spoilt in less than 1.5 years.)
6. Nokia 6510 (Downgraded. But highly usable.)
What's your mobile phone history? :)
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posted by QueenPig @ 2:06 AM
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Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Visiting the Dentist
Ah! I'm going to visit the dentist later after lunch!The last time I went to a dentist was when I was still in secondary school! That's like 4 years ago?!
Darn... I wasn't afraid of going to the dentist last time! I never needed any fillings or had any decaying tooth or toothache.
But after years of not checking... will I have my FIRST today?
To be continued...
continued...
As Cute QQ and I stepped into the dental clinic above the medical centre, we heard drilling sounnd. SCARY!
Guess what?
We were asked to make an appointment. BAH!
Gonna wait for a month! And this time, I'll be going by myself, to be joined by Cute QQ later.
To be continued...
posted by QueenPig @ 12:30 PM
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Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Jokes to Innocent Question 31
For some reason or another, there's a fascination with armpits. Well, at least for me. :x
We were watching this "Thousand Hands Guan Yin" video in Visual Communication class yesterday. The lecturer was trying to tell us about proximity and other stuff.
Guess what I noticed?
YES! Armpits!
While the rest of the class were staring intently at the video, the moment the girl raised her arms, I commented "Wah! Nice armpits!"
Worse, I think I said that a tad too loud, quite a few people turned and look at me.
Christopher: Now you know why I don't hang out with you more often.
Nerb: Hahaha! I was trying to see if they shaved their armpits too!
If you are going to tell me that I shouldn't make fun of the girls because they are hearing-impaired, pig off. Read carefull, 'cos I'm laughing at myself, NOT at the girls.
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posted by QueenPig @ 6:08 PM
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Sunday, February 04, 2007
Innocent Question 31
How do one measure the size of an armpit?If Xiaxue can measure penises, why not measure the armpit?
Ah... I know! 'Cos there's no use in measuring the armpit! What can you use that measurement for? You don't use it to buy clothes and you can't use it to attract the opposite sex (like how measuring penises can).
Bah... Just imagine...
Guy: Hi babe. I have a 9 cm by 6 cm armpit! Like me?
Girl: Oh. WOW.
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posted by QueenPig @ 11:55 AM
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Saturday, February 03, 2007
Innocent Question 30
Cute QQ says, people who constipate will grow pimples on their faces.What happened to those who have acne problems?! *can't imagine*
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posted by QueenPig @ 12:55 AM
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