Thursday, November 29, 2007
Innocent Question 76
Jiawen and I were on the topic of burning paper materials for the dead. He said that the paper stuff will become real stuff for the dead.QueenPig: Why we burn real joss sticks? Eat joss sticks?
Jiawen: Joss sticks burn le will become french fries mah!
QueenPig: Really meh? Then why people still burn Mac meals?
Jiawen: Got meh? Joss sticks got different one leh. The Japanese one burn le will become Pocky, also can eat.
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posted by QueenPig @ 1:39 AM
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Monday, November 26, 2007
生命的守护天使
考完试了。但为何觉得生命这么的悲哀？可能是太久没看新闻了，活在自己的小世界里。有太多的死亡，让我觉得人类是否做错了什么，所以要受命运的惩罚？是否我也做错了什么，只是还没轮到我受罚呢？
生命有太多的悲欢离合与懊悔。
心里的某某角落一旦被占住，要多久才会有空缺？时间是否能治愈一切? 我是相信能，只是不是现在。
每个人的生命里都有一个守护天使。他不是那个在你跌倒时扶你起来的人。他是在你跌倒时教你如何不再跌到。
很多时候，我都活在我自己的世界里。我是我自己的守护天使。
我要做我自己的守护天使。
posted by QueenPig @ 12:38 AM
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Thursday, November 22, 2007
Innocent Question 75
Why do people want to get married?QueenPig: Cos want to set up family la! Otherwise what? Get married to have free sex ar?
Marky: You don't need to get married to have free sex you know? -_-
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posted by QueenPig @ 10:59 AM
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Innocent Question 74
If you have to start a relationship with someone back in your secondary school days, who would it be?Labels: Innocent Questions
posted by QueenPig @ 10:58 AM
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Beat this
After CS302 paper today (so distracting! I keep looking at MO, and I caught him looking back at me. I think he know I like him! All thanks to Janus and Geok :/), I returned to hall.No, I didn't start mugging, even though I have 3 consecutive papers for the next three days.
I slept. 3.5 hours. Total luxury man. I skipped lunch to sleep. And at 0048 now, I feel like sleeping again.
I still haven't touched much of my notes for the exam tomorrow. Sometimes I think I'm GodPig instead.
Anyway, I was reading Jingshi's blog on the examination and central tendency. I was like "got meh?" Pulled out the paper. SHIT, I totally missed that part of the question.
MO is super jian. Why he cannot separate the parts, huh, Huh, HUH? And he even told us we can finish the exam in an hour. BLUFF. Those who believed him dilly-dallied a while and couldn't finish the paper. Those who didn't almost didn't complete the paper too.
So jian... but I like. HA!
Labels: NTU, school, Singapore, WKWSCI
posted by QueenPig @ 10:57 AM
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Monday, November 19, 2007
I'm in love!
I super duper HEART Jay's new album, On the Run. I heart it so much that I replay it so many times Cute QQ is irritated!No choice, if I stop spinning the tracks, I will start humming. I played it so much that Cute QQ actually hummed the tune unconsciously. She went crazy and banged her head on the wall! Ha!
I love Jay! Have I said that already?
QueenPig: I love this song!
Cute QQ: Which song of Jay do you not love?
QueenPig: ^^
QueenPig: My favourity song!
Cute QQ: How many favourites do you have?
QueenPig: ^^
posted by QueenPig @ 12:43 PM
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Sunday, November 18, 2007
Innocent Question 73
When can I be truly single?Unless you satisfy one of the following criteria, I am NOT interested in any BGR with you now or in the near future. *arrogant*
1. You are MO.
2. Your surname is Lee and you own the Lee Foundation. Being an employee of LF does not count.
3. You are Tony Leung, Jay Zhou or Er Ge. Having merely the same name or being the second brother in the family also does not count.
4. You are old, paralysed in bed and filthy rich. I hope you die after we get married.
5. You have the ability to satisfy all four of the above criteria.
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posted by QueenPig @ 11:04 PM
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Randomness
It must be the exams! I'm getting totally random!1. I HEART JAY! I wanted to tahan and listen to his new album only after the exams... but I couldn't hold my enthusiasm! Oh no... I'm hooked~ Super thanks to Cute QQ and Chris for pei-ing me to spend my Sembawang voucher!
Speaking of Sembawang, the branch at Century Square is no longer there! I was only being anti-social for a month (projects, no choice), and the whole TAMPINES MALL and CENTURY SQUARE changed so much! Feel like mountain tortoise... so friends, please date me out after 23rd okay?
2. I saw MO last Thursday while discussing Statistics in school. Again, I'm in cui clothes. I think next time I must wear cui cui, but bring nice clothes. When I see him, I'll be Superman/Spiderman/Batman and change super quickly.
Anyway, MO was in a navy shirt and jeans... Sexy! I think he's going clubbing! :X
3. Cute QQ and I are going to be roomies for one more week only! *wails*
But we have a pact! Next time she'll bring her kids to my house, throw the kids into a room, kick the hubbies out and we'll sleep together again! ^^
4. I have an affinity with cockroaches! And it sucks! Even Cute QQ asked why I'm always the first to see a cockroach.
I suspect that the cockroaches of the world are in cahoots! The alliance has a mission: Scare QueenPig. Why else will they always pop out of nowhere and scare the crown off my head?
5. I concluded that I'm emo. When I laugh, I can laugh like nobody's business. When I start crying, I can't stop. And I am like a pendulum swinging between these two extremes.
Oh wait. I can actually be both at the same time. :/
Well, for some reason or another, I think I'm feeling rather insecure right now. Yes - no; go - stop; agree - disagree; laugh - cry; like - dislike. It's a wonder how my heart and brain can tahan all these nonsense. Maybe I should just stop thinking, wait for money to drop from the sky and do my best.
6. I'm thinking of alot of people. The councillors, secondary school mates, JC first three month mates, university mates, club people. And within each group I miss specific people, regardless if I see them every other day or I haven't seen them for ages.
It feels like the end of world is coming and I wanna do everything. Why?
Labels: emo, NTU, random, school, Singapore, WKWSCI
posted by QueenPig @ 1:39 PM
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Friday, November 16, 2007
Lost
I dreamt a very weird dream.I was in a shopping mall with my friends. My phone rang, I picked up and it was my supposedly 'boyfriend'. Happily, I told where I am and he came to meet me. Apparently, he was supposed to be close to me, but when I see him, I have the 'I think I know you for a while only' feeling.
(Anyway, this guy was someone I don't know in real life. He's tall, average-looking, bubbly, and I think he's a badminton player of sort.)
For some reason that I cannot fathom, I left my friends alone and wandered off with him. We had dinner and was chatting gleefully when I suddenly stood up and walked to a nearby sports shop. Again, this is something I'll never do in real life.
I remember myself staring at some red Converse shoes, selling at $68 to $98. Obviously, my 'boyfriend' noticed my weird behavior and came over to snap me out of my trance. He then pulled me into the shop, hand in hand, through the wild maze of badminton rackets. All I could see then were rackets and more rackets.
Suddenly, everything stopped (don't ask how it happened. I have no idea). We walked out of the shop. He received a call, listening intently. When he hung up, he explained that he have something important to attend to and asked me to go home myself.
The problem is, I have absolutely no idea where we are! He ignored my fears, picked me up by the waist and kiss me goodbye. I was shocked. Firstly, I didn't felt close to him at all and he gave all kind of intimate nonsense (but quite sweet la, haha!). Secondly, how can he leave me behind?
The fear was very real. He suddenly disappeared, leaving me stuck in the shopping mall. I could only stand there and everything started spinning...
Can anyone decipher this dream for me? I feel a bit lost even after I woke up. :(
Labels: random
posted by QueenPig @ 9:19 AM
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Thursday, November 15, 2007
The Origins of Cockroach
Narrated first by Mr. 'handsome and sturdy'.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Once upon a time, in the far eastern land, there lived a very special female pig (aka sow). Not only does this pig know how to walk on two legs, she even know how to speak!
So, one fine day, while the sow is doing her routine walk in the dense jungle, she saw something crawling on the long creeps. Upon further scrutiny, she realised that it is actually a black disgusting bug!
She began to "kroach" all the way. "Kroach" is an expression for "EEEK!" in pig language. So, this sow began to "kroach" a million times.
A handsome and sturdy guy was aroused by this pig as she was kroaching. Thus, he went over to take a look at the bug. Since the bug was crawling and the pig was "kroach"-ing, he named the bug, crawl-kroach.
The black bug is now deemed as cockroach.
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Nice story right? Pardon the part on the 'handsome and sturdy man' who was 'aroused'... it sounded rather much like porn. :/ IGNORE ok? :X
Haha.. Thanks Mr. 'handsome and sturdy' for the ENLIGHTENING story!
posted by QueenPig @ 12:37 AM
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Innocent Question 72
What form does your luck take?Labels: Innocent Questions
posted by QueenPig @ 11:55 PM
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Monday, November 12, 2007
你对谁最好？
你对谁最好？是你爸妈吗？还是你的男或女朋友？
往往，我们对陌生的人最客气，最有礼貌。就算生气，想骂人或打人，也不会向他们透露出来。
但我们从不考虑向我们爱的人（也爱我们的人）破口大骂。伤害他们，似乎比较容易。可能你还没发现，伤害他们就有如在自己的脸上挂一巴掌。
你，今天伤害了你爱的人了吗？
你，今天也感受到伤害了吗？
你，明天是否会对他们好一点呢？
P.S. 我也在学习。大家一起加油哦！^^
posted by QueenPig @ 1:14 AM
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Sunday, November 11, 2007
Innocent Question 71
What is your favourite household chore?I like to fold clothes best! Followed by wiping glass windows and cooking (without washing dishes). :D
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posted by QueenPig @ 10:54 PM
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Friday, November 09, 2007
The Story of the Lucky Pig
YIPEE!------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear SOH AI LING,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted by PMG China in Shanghai .
We have prepared a letter for you to apply for a visa. Please collect it from our office as soon as possible. With this letter and your passport (your passport should be valid for at least 6 months beyond the end date of our programme), please proceed to apply for your visa at the People’s Republic of China Embassy in Singapore.
The visa that you should be applying for will be the F visa. It is most likely that you will be given a 90-day visa and you will need to extend it in China. For more information on the visa requirements and procedures, please refer to the China Embassy website at http://www.chinaembassy.org.sg/eng
Best regards,
GIP Office
P/s: You should make a copy of the letter (for your own records) as the Chinese Embassy will not be returning the original letter to you.
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Off for a wonderful 6 months! :D
posted by QueenPig @ 3:22 PM
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Sunday, November 04, 2007
5 Easy Ways to Kickstart your Mugging
1. Wear lok-kok (not-so-nice) clothes.Why this works: Wearing lok-kok clothes makes you feel slightly inferior. Get yourself thinking "Studying is the only way I can beat others. Intelligence makes one look good."
Number of stars: 4.5 (out of 5)
2. Stock up your pens, pencils, liquid papers etc. Better still, get more than 1 for each.
Why this works: Spending money on things that bring you little satisfaction on normal slack days motivates you to work harder. Get the value out of your spending. Study more so you have more to write. Only then can you write till the last drop of ink.
Number of stars: 3.0
3. Set a target. No, not exam targets. Set a target of what to do after exams.
Why this works: Looking at the list of things you want to do (immediately) only reminds you that you can't. Pathetic. Start mugging so you can step into the exam hall confident. Only when you finished the exams in peace can you play in one piece.
Number of stars: 3.5
4. Use post-sticks. Lots of them.
Why this works: Seeing colourful flags (no, not those gay flags, although these flags I'm talking about look rather gay. Geddit?) makes you slightly happier. But when you look at what's written on them (Study for HS 812. Mug for CS 348. Bury your head in SPSS. STOP LOOKING, START MUGGING. No Mug, No Marks (or MO). Low Mug means Low Marks.), you get worried.
Number of stars: 4
5. Stay put at one place.
Why this works: Moving around only serves to make you distracted. Stay put and grow roots. Perhaps, all the green moss will hide you from the world's view.
Number of stars: 3
Labels: life, NTU, school, Singapore, WKWSCI
posted by QueenPig @ 6:20 PM
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Friday, November 02, 2007
It's (Half) Confirmed
Well, the timing is out.If I'm to go Shanghai successfully, I will need to reach the airport at 0630-0730 on 7th Jan 2008. Which means, I'll leave Singapore on the night of 6th Jan 2008.
Hurray! I can count down (although counting down at China will be a refreshing experience) in Singapore! :D
Quick! Book me in advance yea?! I wanna meet my friends before flying!
Note: Some company (not sure if it's SSIC - which is what I think I heard - or ICG, the parent company of PMG) called me from China to ask for a phone interview! They're supposed to call back today, but I have yet to receive their call! Should I call back to China?
posted by QueenPig @ 4:39 PM
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