Friday, July 28, 2006

Let's talk about period

Period, pun intended.

Guys should NEVER initiate a conversation on periods. Why? As if the monthly routine is not enough to irritate a girl.

Adding on to that one week of wearing something in between and worrying about leakages, there is an additional 6 days of PMS; 3 days for pre, 3 days for post. More if she is pregnant.

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Update:
Cute QQ says this post is a bit confusing. So I'll just clarify a little. "More if she is pregnant." refers to PMS. Don't pregnant women experience more hormones changes?
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And you know what? I think guys should have periods too. Or it should be an optional 'ability'. Something like this:

Family: Rich/So-so/Poor
Continent: Asia/Europe/Australia etc
Sex: Female/Male (female first, 'cos we have periods)
Period: Yes/No

Okay, so I just contradicted myself with the last two options. But in Piggidom (that's Piggy + Kingdom, if you still don't know), females rule. Because I say so.

I mean, girls without periods are troublesome enough. Why add on stress to both genders by having periods?

Plus, if periods are optional, you can imagine something like this:

First date
Boy: Hi, my name is XXX.
Girl: Oh, hi.
Boy: Your name?
Girl: YYY
Boy: Okay. I kinda like you. By the way, do you experience periods?
Girl: No. I'm made without it.
Boy: Great. We can go register for marriage now.

Haha! Perfect! The government don't even need to bother about couples not getting married. And all of us can say bye-bye to the following!

Boy (after an arguement) : What's the matter with you?
Girl: PMS lah! Just stay AWAY!

Boy (3 days later, after another arguement) :
Everytime also argue, you not sian ah?
Girl: Period lah! Just stay AWAY!

Boy (7 days later, after nth arguement) : Wah piang, you okay
or not? I argue until I wanna puke already!
Girl: PMS lah! STAY AWAY!

Oh wait. I realised there's a loophole! Since periods are so irritating (but extremely essential for providing a cosy place for the baby), no sensible girl will want them! Then we will have a problem of declining birth rate. Humans will become extinct, like dodos!

But ah, I have a solution. Not only should periods be optional, they will come with a set of 'toggle list'.

Period: Yes/No
Starting age: _____ (16 - 50)
Description:
Heavy/Light/Daytime only/Night-time only/Throughout the day and night (check as many as you like)

See! Solve everything! And to attract more females to circle the YES option, there will be this, along with the period form.

Labels: random

posted by QueenPig @ 11:50 PM 1 Comments

Friday, July 21, 2006

You know you are blessed...

... when you have great friends like these.

The CS clique (minus a few who're missing, physically)

My first Ubin trip with them on 23/6/06. I know this is very late, but it's still within a month ok? =x

Making our mark without vandalising. See the shark on the cap! =P

Sometimes, I think the Piggod up in heavens loves me to death. Otherwise, why bless me with such luck? I can still remember the first days in school when I stick to the only person I know (Yea, I was kind of determined to be anti-social. Haha.) Then the guess-who's-the-lecturers game got me talking to Jeremy. And for no reason, I started sticking to Renita during lectures. Must have stucked out like a sore thumb in that week.

Take 2, without Si Keng hiding behind the bicycle seat.

Turning point could have been the bbq when we played indian poker. I was then, still determined to be anti-social. *shrugs* But how to be, when you're surrounded with such angels? ^-^

Kenneth, the aspiring artist(e). A photo of him taking an artistic photo.

Nice Guy Si Keng with Good Boss Chrong Meng trying to act beng.

Mummy Renita ruling us... on her rock pedestal.

Weiyi hugging the rock wall while looking like she's flushing the toilet.

Serves Boss right. Who tell him to take a video of Coporal Weiyi in the unglam pose.

Old Woman Shisi and me sharing the cake. 23 is for her, not me.

Thanks guys and girls! You know you rock, so I shan't say more. *wInK*

Labels: birthdays

posted by QueenPig @ 2:58 PM 2 Comments

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Prelude

Oooh... I'm going for a masquerade! You know? Mas-quer-ade? Let's see...

mas·quer·ade
n.

1.
a. A costume party at which masks are worn; a masked ball. Also called
masque.
b. A costume for such a party or ball.

2.
a. A disguise or false outward show; a pretense: a masquerade of humility.
b. An involved scheme; a charade.

It's the FIRST time I participate in this kind of party! (Okay, a bit 'sua gu', but so what? Being a Queen, I have my own difficulties!)

Tralala, I'm so looking forward to it. ^-^

*SNORTz*

Meaning courtesy of www.dictionary.com

Labels: life, Singapore

posted by QueenPig @ 2:26 PM 0 Comments

Monday, July 10, 2006

Different ways to enjoy your chocolate fondue

On the 27th of June, Her Majesty met up with 3 of her favourite royalties to have chocolate fondue. In case you have forgotten, that is the day Her Majesty was born. The fondue was meant as a celebration. It's a first (yea, I've never had fondue before. So what?) for Her Majesty. Preparation was done beforehand by the cute QQ and venue provided by sassy Ying. Buddy Teako was in charge of... erm... eating?

Overall, it was a cosy and fun affair. With nice food, great company and a special occasion to indulge, what else could one ask for?

Oh wait, I think this post is dedicated to show you fellow piggies out there how to enjoy your chocolate fondue. Prepare for piggy-pictures time! Get ready your tissues to wipe off your saliva! (Ok, this might be an exaggeration since the picture does not do justice to the piggolicious fondue!)

The complete set of equipment and food. Oh yea, buy ya chocolate from the baking shop beside Simei MRT station. Cheap!

Jojo, the over-friendly dog.

Method 1: Dip it in!

Method 2: Poke through satay stick, coat chocolate with spoon!

Method 3: Use chopsticks! (Okay, that's sataystick-makeshift-chopsticks. Works equally well.)

Method 4: Make a fondue CATERPILLAR!

So satisfied are we with the caterpillar that we did a little caterpillar dance!

Know what is called FULL? Just look at the full, Full and FULL looks.

Me with my little marshmallow 'cake'. And no, I'm not ten.

Special thanks to cute QQ, sassy Ying and Buddy Teako for the fun and laughter. I love all of you! Life rocks because of all of you! *oInK*

Labels: food, life

posted by QueenPig @ 4:31 PM 0 Comments

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Ding Dong, Please Wait Patiently

Yes my piggies dear (or should it be piggy dears?), I know I am lagging in my posts. But I really have alot to say! So, pleasee wait patiently okay?

Speaking of waiting patiently, most Singaporeans really do not have much patience. Take for instance, waiting for the MRT. It is a common sight to see passengers rushing to board the train, especially during peak hours, although the next train will probably arrive in 3 minutes. It is also not unusual to see passengers trying to board the train despite the *hiss*, *snarl* and *bump* of the alighting passengers. You know what I will do if I'm in a particularly bad mood and someone stops me from alighting?

QueenPig: Shiow ah! Shiow ah! (meaning "hot" in Hokkien)
Other Passengers (OP): *continue shuffling in, blocking the way of Her Majesty*
QueenPig: Oh My Pig! You don't know how to read or what?! Kindly let passengers alight first before boarding! *brushes her trotters*
OP: *stares* So rude.
QueenPig: Excuse me, my fellow piggy, would you mind repeating yourself?
OP: Ermz... ermz...
QueenPig: Come my piggy soldiers/piggies soldier, arrest thee! *Muahaha*

Evil right? So better keep out of the way, wait patiently and everyone will have a better time!

Pig out! (^0-0^)