Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Butt Crack

I was on the train with Mummy the other day when two girls entered the cabin at Tanah Merah. Judging from the suitcases they had with them, I figure they are

1. Non-Singaporeans; or
2. Back from vacation.

Anyway, the girls looked like sisters.

Speaking of sisters, this is the second time the hairdresser said Cute QQ and I are sisters when we go for our haircut together. I think living together has somehow moulded the same look onto our faces.

You know, like how pregnant women paste pretty babies posters in their bedroom, stare at them and hope their babies turn out with big blue eyes, fair skin and chubby cheeks?

The problem here is, we don't think so. I was telling Cute QQ that we scrutinised each other's face so much nothing is similar any more. Our hairstyle is different, hair colour is different, size of eye is different (hers is same length but 1 mm wider than mine. We also discovered that she can only open her eyes slightly more than normal while I can open more.), facial shape is different, nose is different, lip shape and colour are also different! Tell us, which part of us look the same?

Digression over. Back to the sisters.

The sisters are pretty pretty. One of them was wearing this hipster short skirt and was getting alot of attention from the men (and me) in the cabin.

But I'm unsure. I don't know if it's because she's pretty, or if it's because of the butt crack she was flashing to the whole world.

The man beside her was staring DOWN THE BUTT CRACK! Oh My Pig!

Photo from http://snickerdoodle.buzznet.com/user/photos/?id=3078611
Is this a cleavage or a butt crack? A woman's or a man's?

I don't see what's so alluring about butt cracks. I can understand men staring down cleavages, 'cos they don't really have breasts and they don't have cleavages. Even women look at cleavages, especially women like me... *sob*

Photo from http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/30522.php

There is only a fine line (not the butt crack, tikko) between looking sexy and looking trashy. If you have nice butts and a nice figure to match (plus low-waist undergarment), revealing a little butt crack look sexy. Like this:

Photo from http://www.homesteadbook.com/blog/index.php?paged=2

But if you have big droopy butts and a disappointing figure to match, "hide what you don't have" is my advice for you.

Ooh, it has to depend on your status too. If you're out shopping or enjoying your leisure time, revealing butt cracks are okay. If you are out working, especially as a shoes sale assisstant who needs to bend up and down, please hide it. It is certainly not pleasing at all to see granny undergarment or stinky briefs glaring at you while shopping.

The point here is, if you want to show butt cracks, make sure you show with style. And if you want to look at butt cracks, look with discretion.

Grr!

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