Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Why High Forehead = Smart

People always say, if you have a high forehead, you are smart. Just look at our Singapore ministers (wah, maybe high forehead can bring you pay rise!). Quite a few of them have high foreheads.

Cute QQ says the reason why high forehead mean smart, is because that person got more brains. More space for grey matter up there, you know?

WAH LIEW! FIRST TIME HEAR PEOPLE DESCRIBE LIKE THIS! Darn funny lahz! *I laughed till I cried!*

Edit: Cute QQ says human eyes take up some of the brain space. Cham lahz! My eyes quite big leh, take up quite alot of space! How?! >.<

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posted by QueenPig @ 11:59 PM 4 Comments

Innocent Question 46

Suppose you have loads and loads of money. Suppose also that you 'die die' MUST undergo one kind of plastic surgery. What would you change about yourself?

Exclude lasik, include botox, liposuction etc.

I've thought it through, I'll probably remove the scars on my legs. That said, it doesn't mean I'm going to do it if I have the money (then again, I might :/).

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posted by QueenPig @ 9:44 AM 0 Comments

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Innocent Question 45

You know, there's this used-panty selling transaction going on in Japan (maybe elsewhere too, but I'm not sure)? The school girls will sell their used panties and some *pervertic* uncles will buy.

Will you sell yours? If so, how much?

If not, why?

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posted by QueenPig @ 1:41 PM 2 Comments

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

It's a Sunshiney Day!

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posted by QueenPig @ 3:06 PM 3 Comments

Journalistic Writing

Take a look at this article before proceeding. I found it a few moments ago at the Yahoo! homepage.

Content of the article aside, I'm pretty amused at a few things:

1. The article is looooooooong. It never really seems to end. If printed in the newspaper, I'm quite sure it will take up more than the usual space (for such a news).

2. I can't figure out the main point! What's the news point? Where is the value? Hur hur hur?! Am I dumb or what?

3. So many different sub-points! He don't know what are SUB-HEADINGs! His arguments and counter-arguments are all over. The article seems more like a short recent biography (which seems to be as chaotic and confusing as the article) of Cho instead of a news article, which brings us to the next point.

4. It provides TOO MUCH INFORMATION that I don't want to know. Information like, what school Cho is from, when he bought the gun, from where he bought the gun, how much is the gun, the articles he wrote for creative writing etc. Not to mention, they actually described his house as "an off-white, two-story townhouse in Centreville, Va". Why do I want to know that? Stay away from that town? The boy is dead for goodness sake! I think his parents will be moving out soon.

5. Leading the audience. It's so subtle, you don't even notice it. E.g. some statement about political hobby horse. And it follows with the paragraph on President Bush. Wah liew! That paragraph explans nothing about political hobby horse. I think the writer included that because it suits his views (I think only, don't believe if you don't think so :P).

6. Associated Press got this kind of writer? So much typo errors. Or maybe this article is rejected and therefore posted on the web? Maybe someone can tell me if this article appeared in any print format.

7. "The official spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak to the media." If I'm the boss, I'll probably dig out who is this official after the work for this case is over. Definitely not the authorised police official (where is the authorised official, huh?). Pretty bizarre that someone gave the writer information, requested anonymity and the writer actually explained. I thought the standard is like "His neighbour, who refused to be named..."? Maybe I've been sleeping in newswriting class. :x

See see! I wanted to list more, but I guess should give it some worth. Ok lah, at least now I know what happened, where it happened and how many people died (and tons of other useless information).

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posted by QueenPig @ 10:01 AM 2 Comments

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Shitty Joke

QueenPig: I want to shit but I don't know how my shit is going to come out.
Cute QQ: Through your ass, stupid!
QueenPig: Wah liao! That's not what I meant!! *pulls hair*

P.S. I meant, I feel shit coming, but it's not coming out yet. Get it, get it? At this moment, Cute QQ says I'm 'so full of shit'. -_-

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posted by QueenPig @ 12:14 AM 2 Comments

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Innocent Question 44

Have you ever felt so much love and emotions for someone or something, that you thought your heart is going to burst, that tears are going to roll any moment, that you wish that person or thing can just be 'dissolved' into you?

Like thousands of butterflies in your heart?

If you do, does that mean that when you don't feel this way, you don't love sombody?

P.S. I love my new hair so muchie! Neh neh ni poo poo! You still don't get to see it here on my bloggie! :D

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posted by QueenPig @ 10:56 AM 0 Comments

Sunday, April 01, 2007

I have...

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posted by QueenPig @ 2:13 PM 3 Comments